lukeoffcial:

if you refer to me by my name instead of my url there is a 342% chance i am in love with you

Anonymous said:
Man u whipped as hell 4 dat clum clum dick

stopirwin:

my love for clam is 2 real

“You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell.”
— 4:26am
7/1/14 (via phyxiated)

5sosmichael:

so blonde calum is rly good and all but like 

do u remember red haired calum

image

  1. teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  2. me: yeh
  3. friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  4. me: lol idk
yolucas:

1000% hottest cake photo ever don’t fight me on this

yolucas:

1000% hottest cake photo ever don’t fight me on this

budpest:

when people say u look hungover and u are